BMW Woman For Sale: 1983 Model; Runs Good

"Raphmoe" (raphmoe) 12/08/2014 at 16:28 • Filed to: None

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Found on craigslist:

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

****Currently not running, needs a new alternator. Will need to be towed if purchased.

Idle control needs fixed; revs when driving.

505Turbeaux > Raphmoe 12/08/2014 at 16:29

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ooh a 5 cylinder 528e. Interesting

Party-vi > Raphmoe 12/08/2014 at 16:29

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Get. Your ass. Off that hood. Naow.

jkm7680 > Party-vi 12/08/2014 at 16:29

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"Comes with free ass dent in the hood."

Raphmoe > Party-vi 12/08/2014 at 16:30

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get dat junk,

get dat junk inside dat trunk.

ima, get get get get yur junk, get yur junk inside my trunk

Raphmoe > 505Turbeaux 12/08/2014 at 16:30

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could be a good deal for a project

ttyymmnn > Party-vi 12/08/2014 at 16:32

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Naow . Meow.

For Sweden > Raphmoe 12/08/2014 at 16:33

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What's her stride length?

Raphmoe > For Sweden 12/08/2014 at 16:34

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1.5 childrens and a golden retriever and white picket fenced yard

For Sweden > Raphmoe 12/08/2014 at 16:35

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So she heel strikes. CP.

505Turbeaux > Raphmoe 12/08/2014 at 16:35

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could be, though I would rather start with a 535. 528e was the doggiest of all US based E28. If I wanted a low powered one I would just hunt a 518 or 520 up. There is a 518 in my town right now and it is glorious in its simplicity

Tohru > Raphmoe 12/08/2014 at 16:37

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I smell... *sniff sniff* a dirty hipster.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn 12/08/2014 at 16:41

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Are you jumping around all nimbly-pimbly from tree to tree?

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > Raphmoe 12/08/2014 at 16:49

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Those extended bumpers make good foot rests.

Aaron James > Raphmoe 12/08/2014 at 17:23

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She is kind of cute, 10/10 would hoon as long as she showered first.

The Transporter > Raphmoe 12/09/2014 at 10:36

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He took the picture of the girl off the ad.

Raphmoe > The Transporter 12/09/2014 at 12:42

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yup